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  • #92039

    Laszlo Panaflex
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    LJ has zero understanding of human anatomy. I don’t think he’s ever seen a naked woman. You have those fucked up Joker lips on the blonde in the background, a torso that is all boobs on the lady in the purple swimsuit and our friend in the local media has no neck. It is also alarming if one thinks too much about where those swim trunks are supposed to be located relative to the guys package. :ohmy:

    #92040

    Kevin
    Participant

    The bent stem on the daiquiri glass. :lol:

    #92041

    Humphrey
    Participant

    I apologize for kicking off amateur theatre monday. I honestly thought I was alone 🙁 😆

    You’re in the trust tree, in the nest.

    My junior year we got a new theatre teacher, young guy (probably late twenties?) Early on first semester he was demonstrating the trust fall thing to us from the third step of a 12 foot ladder..he went right through our interlocked arms and whacked his head on the floor like Larry did in the playoffs against the Pacers. The room went quiet for a moment until it was determined he wasn’t super hurt; once that was confirmed me and the two other bad boys of the theatre department (all things being relative…) started laughing our asses off, until we were forced to leave the room by some of our more sensitive brethren

    Sounds like our respected-by-some-hated-by-the-rest hs baseball coach getting one square in the nuts pitching BP!   Good mixture of laughter and outrage.

    #92042

    Kevin
    Participant

    Best tweet ever.

    #92044

    Major Intangibles
    Participant

    That’s an LJ reuse of an existing scribble. Schick, to your archives!

    Nothing will be saved. All will be lost. And our new onion-headed sad emoticon is unable to convey the depth of that loss. -10/22/25 (sic) Daily Thread

    #92046

    Suzy
    Participant
    #92047

    Hacksaw
    Participant

    I apologize for kicking off amateur theatre monday. I honestly thought I was alone 🙁 😆

    You’re in the trust tree, in the nest.

    My junior year we got a new theatre teacher, young guy (probably late twenties?) Early on first semester he was demonstrating the trust fall thing to us from the third step of a 12 foot ladder..he went right through our interlocked arms and whacked his head on the floor like Larry did in the playoffs against the Pacers. The room went quiet for a moment until it was determined he wasn’t super hurt; once that was confirmed me and the two other bad boys of the theatre department (all things being relative…) started laughing our asses off, until we were forced to leave the room by some of our more sensitive brethren

    Sounds like our respected-by-some-hated-by-the-rest hs baseball coach getting one square in the nuts pitching BP! Good mixture of laughter and outrage.

    My call to glory in BP was hitting the American Legion coach square in the ass with a line drive. The victim was walking in the infield chirping about something. The other coach pitching BP just kept pitching meatballs.

    #92048

    Callahardfoul
    Participant

    Ahh fond memories…the theme of the Spring Ball at Bowdoin was Nominally Copulatable.

    #92051

    Callahardfoul
    Participant

    P.S. some personal news.

    I’ve decided that Blount sprinting on to the field after the White touchdown is a top 10 moment in my life.

    #92052

    Chuck Schick
    Participant

    That’s an LJ reuse of an existing scribble. Schick, to your archives!

    I think today’s scribblework is all original, but obviously he’s recycled this tired theme before. I want to tell him this in the Ordway sotto voice: Larry, nobody gives a flying fuck about sports reporters!

    #92053

    Major Intangibles
    Participant

    I see. Larry does understand that sports reporters are twisted mutants. So there’s that.

    Nothing will be saved. All will be lost. And our new onion-headed sad emoticon is unable to convey the depth of that loss. -10/22/25 (sic) Daily Thread

    #92054

    Callahardfoul
    Participant

    The list goes:

    10.  Met Heinsohn

    9.  College career high 17 and 10 on USM circa 1996.

    8. Blount runs on field after White OT touchdown

    7. Dropped 38 and 16 on Malden Catholic circa 1994.

    6. Kid # 2 born (girl)

    5. Got married to wife.

    4.  “Anything is possiblllllllllle.”

    3. “Intercepted at the goal line by Malcolm Butler. Unreal”

    2. Kid # 1 born (boy)

    1.  “choosing to be introduced as a team.”

    #92055

    Laszlo Panaflex
    Participant

    Did that come out today? Hasn’t most of the snow melted in the last 5 days? Better yet has LJ even been outside the last 5 days? What’s up with the egg-shaped dude chasing that lady?

    #92056

    chicowalker
    Participant

    You played college ball?  Where?

    #92057

    BSF34
    Participant

    CAHF played for Polk High?

    Wait, what?

    #92058

    Feejis
    Participant

    You played college ball? Where?

    St. Copious of uh, Northern….

    #92059

    BSF34
    Participant

    Did that come out today? Hasn’t most of the snow melted in the last 5 days? Better yet has LJ even been outside the last 5 days? What’s up with the egg-shaped dude chasing that lady?

    Or the guy sitting on the diving board who appears to be wearing a headband on his right thigh and nothing else?

    Wait, what?

    #92060

    chicowalker
    Participant

    twitter makes you sign in to read people’s tweets now?  Not going to force my hand, jerks.  I think Zerowalls died anyway

    #92061

    Callahardfoul
    Participant

    You played college ball? Where?

    Illustrious Division 18 powerhouse Bowdoin. Played is a relative term. Also, not sure if you are making fun of me because I’ve referenced it too many times over the years.

    #92062

    Canadian Soldier
    Participant

    You played college ball? Where?

    Illustrious Division 18 powerhouse Bowdoin. Played is a relative term. Also, not sure if you are making fun of me because I’ve referenced it too many times over the years.

    Dale Arnold’s alma mater?  (Nathaniel Hawthorne’s, too, but …)

    #92063

    InThisTown
    Participant

    Chico’s Board Blindspots is a recurring thing that comes up a couple times every year.  :lol:

    #92064

    Feejis
    Participant

    (BSMW historians scramble to the Bowdoin photo archives for players with high top fades)

    #92065

    Claude45
    Participant

    That Patriots SB52 is quite the twitter cvnto. Calling Hightower money grubbing and threatening him with Cleveland if he doesn’t take less money. I love these people that have no problem spending the teams or players money. Hey dickhead, there’s a lot of cash involved, let the adults handle their own business.

    #92066

    Claude45
    Participant

    On the other hand, the Steelers paid Bell $4 millon a year more than the next highest RB. That seems excessive but they’re the best in player personnel game so I’m sure it’s fine.

    #92067

    chicowalker
    Participant

    You played college ball? Where?

    Illustrious Division 18 powerhouse Bowdoin. Played is a relative term. Also, not sure if you are making fun of me because I’ve referenced it too many times over the years.

    not at all, my memory is shit these days

    #92068

    02062
    Participant

    Ortiz’s book ghost written by Death Ca, SAD.

     

    #92069

    Kingasaurus
    Participant

    Belichick says, “You can’t be afraid of free agency.”

    Shrieking fanbase ignores coach’s advice; does precise opposite.

    #92070

    GreatWhiteDhale
    Participant

    You played college ball? Where?

    Illustrious Division 18 powerhouse Bowdoin. Played is a relative term. Also, not sure if you are making fun of me because I’ve referenced it too many times over the years.

    Your references to you basketball career will always be new to ITT at least.

    Come back, Regular Brian.

    My agenda is truth.

    #92071

    Claude45
    Participant

    Ortiz’s book ghost written by Death Ca, SAD.

    Then it will be short, information free and unremarkable.

    #92073

    Hacksaw
    Participant

    Waiting for Dino’s outrage regarding HBO Real Sports misrepresenting the news story about cockfighting! Nobody cares about roosters.

    #92074

    Marty Nopointe
    Participant

    Death Cat writing Ortiz’ retirement book is an advantage, means Ortiz’ retirement is gonna die, he’ll be back by August

    #92075

    Fred West Lynn
    Participant

    That’s an LJ reuse of an existing scribble. Schick, to your archives!

    I think today’s scribblework is all original, but obviously he’s recycled this tired theme before. I want to tell him this in the Ordway sotto voice: Larry, nobody gives a flying fuck about sports reporters!

    looking deeply, I’d psychoanalyze this as lj’s visual expression of (1.) longing to be regarded as a full-fledged Media Member (like Cwaig, Gewwy, Dan, and Dawle) and (2.) in turn, receive the benefits due Media Members, including respect from all commoners, free food and drink, and “working vacations.”

     

    Simple, really. Like Catfish.

    #92076

    Mark
    Participant

    You played college ball? Where?

    Illustrious Division 18 powerhouse Bowdoin. Played is a relative term. Also, not sure if you are making fun of me because I’ve referenced it too many times over the years.

    Your references to you basketball career will always be new to ITT at least.

    You’re working Regular Brian’s side of the street, Gimp.

    #92077

    Tom Pepper
    Participant

    I realize the George Cain era pre-dates my existence here but he is the last guy that should be allowed to finger-wag someone else for having a “sky is falling” attitude.

    #92079

    Kevin
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    #92080

    Tom Pepper
    Participant

    Is that Trenni and McAdam on the diving board?

    #92081

    Patrick Pass
    Participant

    The list of people and entities that won the award Borges won is not, shall we say, short:

    2016 APSE Contest: Complete results

    No doubt selected by fellow media too.

    #92082

    Major Intangibles
    Participant

    The list of people and entities that won the award Borges won is not, shall we say, short: http://apsportseditors.com/2016-apse-contest-complete-results/

    No doubt selected by fellow media too.

    Nothing will be saved. All will be lost. And our new onion-headed sad emoticon is unable to convey the depth of that loss. -10/22/25 (sic) Daily Thread

    #92083

    BSF34
    Participant

    Jets release Revis.

    Wait, what?

    #92085

    Lefty
    Moderator

    Jets release Revis.

    Revis +2.5 on release – PFF

    #92086

    Kevin
    Participant

    Best Hottake Ever.

    #92087

    Patrick Pass
    Participant

    This guy annoys the piss out of me:

    What? Luck was 12-33 for 126 yards with 2 picks in the AFCCG, one by Revis. The Colts scored 7 points.

    He’s Loyko level overrated (the poster I mean)

    #92088

    Tom Pepper
    Participant

    This guy annoys the piss out of me:


    What? Luck was 12-33 for 126 yards with 2 picks in the AFCCG, one by Revis. The Colts scored 7 points.

    He’s Loyko level overrated (the poster I mean)

    I figured his earlier tweet about Hightower would be the cuntiest of the day. Guess I was too quick to call it.

    #92089

    Coma
    Participant

    Best Hottake Ever.

    Showing he’s learned something in 2 years:

    Do these people act like this in other aspects of their lives?

    “Oh, a birthday cake? It’s probably undercooked and the frosting’s spoiled. I’m gonna end up with food poisoning and be in bed for 3 days.”

    “Why should I go to that meeting? They’re just going to announce that our department is being outsourced or the company is folding.”

    “New tires? Great. I’m going to get overcharged, then they’ll forget to put the lug nuts on and I’ll crash on the way home and die. Terrific.”

     

    • This reply was modified 1 year, 9 months ago by  Coma.
    #92090

    Coma
    Participant

    Jets release Revis.

    Revis has got to be sweating a bit with that arrest business now. If he’s no longer with the Jets, there’s a real chance the commissioner suspends him.

    #92092

    Tom Pepper
    Participant

    Jets release Revis.

    Revis has got to be sweating a bit with that arrest business now. If he’s no longer with the Jets, there’s a real chance the commissioner suspends him.

    I will be stealing this either on Twitter or in conversation or both

    #92093

    jforb
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    Jets release Revis.

    Revis has got to be sweating a bit with that arrest business now. If he’s no longer with the Jets, there’s a real chance the commissioner suspends him.

    Suppose there’s a dumb team out there that will pick him up even if he’s dun. That might be a more pressing worry though.

    #92094

    Jets release Revis.

    Revis has got to be sweating a bit with that arrest business now. If he’s no longer with the Jets, there’s a real chance the commissioner suspends him.

    Time for a “I wanna return home to Aliquippa” declaration by him. He’ll be protected from suspension as a Steeler.

    #92095

    Claude45
    Participant

    This guy annoys the piss out of me: What? Luck was 12-33 for 126 yards with 2 picks in the AFCCG, one by Revis. The Colts scored 7 points. He’s Loyko level overrated (the poster I mean)

    He’s so cocksure of his shitty opinions. Yes, Belichick paid $12 million dollars for 6 games. That guy is insufferable.

    #92096

    Kingasaurus
    Participant

    Best Hottake Ever.

    This guy is confirmed ill:

    :lol:

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