February 26, 2018 at 8:17 am #120119
JD in the BuildingFebruary 26, 2018 at 8:47 am #120121February 26, 2018 at 8:49 am #120122February 26, 2018 at 9:02 am #120123
Well I’m keen to accept Reimer’s self-serving and mealy-mouthed apology at face value, what say you?
Nothing will be saved. All will be lost. And our new onion-headed sad emoticon is unable to convey the depth of that loss. -10/22/25 (sic) Daily ThreadFebruary 26, 2018 at 9:09 am #120124
We crow when we had someone like Shitstain Reimer pegged years before anyone else knew them.
One thing we may have missed on the legacy board: did we know Captain Obvious was so jaw-droppingly stupid?February 26, 2018 at 9:21 am #120125
We crow when we had someone like Shitstain Reimer pegged years before anyone else knew them. One thing we may have missed on the legacy board: did we know Captain Obvious was so jaw-droppingly stupid?
did we know that he was a sproutling hottaker at the time?February 26, 2018 at 9:28 am #120126
IIRC, his posts were a lot of bad betting takes. It’s really shocking how dumb he is. People with no interests outside of sports who still know nothing about sports is a sad existence.February 26, 2018 at 9:31 am #120127
Reminder: this Wednesday is the 4th Anniversary of The Baseball Paper Day.
Nothing will be saved. All will be lost. And our new onion-headed sad emoticon is unable to convey the depth of that loss. -10/22/25 (sic) Daily ThreadFebruary 26, 2018 at 10:00 am #120128
IIRC, his posts were a lot of bad betting takes. It’s really shocking how dumb he is. People with no interests outside of sports who still know nothing about sports is a sad existence.
Nothing will be saved. All will be lost. And our new onion-headed sad emoticon is unable to convey the depth of that loss. -10/22/25 (sic) Daily ThreadFebruary 26, 2018 at 10:05 am #120129
That Adam Jones is really a worthless cvnto.
To add, I can’t imagine a sadder and emptier existence than a twitter white knight of Adam Jones. Seriously, kissing the ass of an untalented night shift guy is insane.
February 26, 2018 at 10:05 am #120130
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Blinded By The LombardisParticipant
Poor form to do this a week later, but last week’s MMQB had some Fatty classics (plus I don’t think it ever got into the President’s Day weekend thread):
FACTOIDS THAT MAY INTEREST ONLY ME
First two choices in the coaching search for the 1996 Bucs: Jimmy Johnson, Steve Spurrier.
First two choices in the coaching search for the 2018 Colts: Josh McDaniels, Mike Vrabel.
The Bucs, spurned, picked Tony Dungy. Seven seasons later, they won the Super Bowl.
The Colts, spurned, picked Frank Reich.
What exactly is the “factoid” here? That there’s some sort of causality between not getting your first two coaches and then winning the Super Bowl seven years later (six, actually) with your third choice’s successor? Is he saying the 2024 Colts are now destined to win the Super Bowl with Reich’s successor? Or is he just trying unartfully to somehow tie the Colts and Dungy’s name together again?
Tom Brady was a third-string rookie (behind Drew Bledsoe and John Friesz) when Janikowski made his debut for Oakland on Labor Day Weekend 2000.
Fourth-string, with Michael Bishop also in front. I suppose had Bledsoe and Friesz both gotten injured, Belichick might have considered playing Brady over Bishop, but Bishop actually did get into eight games that season (albeit mostly in gadget or Hail Mary situations, IIRC).
g. Nothing else feels important this week. But I will go on.
Oh, fuck you, and your brave soldiering on to complete a fucking football column in the wake of tragedy. What idiot convinced this asshole that every fucking thought he has needs to be expressed publicly?
i. Kudos, WEEI, for trying to clean the place up.
Another Fatty standard: Thanks for doing the lip service and PR cleanup to allow your idiot hosts to make the absolute minimum sacrifice in order to keep their jobs, rather than actually cleaning the place up.
THE ADIEU HAIKU
Once upon a time
in America, we cared
about mass murder.
Jesus. Tripe like that makes me want to get an NRA membership.February 26, 2018 at 10:10 am #120131
I see that some people don’t want to make machine guns illegal.February 26, 2018 at 10:26 am #120132
Also; that’s quite a streak of factoids.February 26, 2018 at 10:36 am #120135
Factoids that may only interest me.
February 26, 2018 at 10:39 am #120136
- I had a Kind bar for breakfast. Two hours later, I saw a rower eating a Kind bar after a workout.
- The Charles River is no longer frozen, what with the warm weather.
- They sell Kind bars at both Whole Foods and Target, amazing.
Kevin Smith makes this same douchey face in every picture, even from his almost deathbed.
After the first show this evening, I had a massive heart attack. The Doctor who saved my life told me I had 100% blockage of my LAD artery (aka “the Widow-Maker”). If I hadn’t canceled show 2 to go to the hospital, I would’ve died tonight. But for now, I’m still above ground! pic.twitter.com/M5gSnW9E5h
— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) February 26, 2018February 26, 2018 at 10:47 am #120137
Any stats on the number of people who killed themselves after watching Kevin Smith do standup?February 26, 2018 at 10:52 am #120138
Any stats on the number of people who killed themselves after watching Kevin Smith do standup?
He’d sell ad space on the side of his casket to promote shitty movies, just as long as those people promised to show up at the funeral.February 26, 2018 at 10:59 am #120139
Smith doesn’t travel with a duffel of hockey sweater hospital gowns?February 26, 2018 at 11:10 am #120140
If part of his “act” doesn’t involve some sort of audience participation “In a row?!?” bit I’ll eat my hatFebruary 26, 2018 at 11:19 am #120141February 26, 2018 at 11:46 am #120142
Send the crockpot in to finish the job.February 26, 2018 at 1:15 pm #120143
Ryan Dempster (Red Sox pitcher with a 2013 WS ring, but basically a Chicago Cub … and a Canuck to boot) is apparently guesting on “Southie’s Own Jack Maxwell’s Own” Booze Traveler today, where he will show Jack the secret herb garden that has been planted atop Fenway’s roof. Sadly, the herbs don’t include cannabis and there is no distillery up there either. I think.February 26, 2018 at 1:36 pm #120144
Will a visionary trophy wife/publisher be making a cameo?February 26, 2018 at 2:11 pm #120145
That Heather Tommy seems like a real firecracker.February 26, 2018 at 4:18 pm #120148
The NFL is fucked and no one can convince me that this current batch of owners isn’t going to kill the golden goose. From the NY Times.
With the support of many N.F.L. owners, Commissioner Roger Goodell is prepared to escalate his public feud with Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys and long one of the most influential people in the league, by fining him millions of dollars for his efforts to derail negotiations to renew Goodell’s contract and for his outspoken defense of a star player who was suspended, according to five league officials with direct knowledge of the situation.
So…Goodell gets to fine owners who stand up against him in negotiations for his own salary? What a deal this group negotiated with Goodell. That dimwit Goodell has all the leverage. They pay him about 150,00% more than they should and for their money, the owners get to continue to be completely emasculated by the ginger tin-pot dictator.
31 cuckolded owners and Mara. There just can’t be a god. How could this happen if there was.
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