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  • #120299

    Yahtzee
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    Mazel Tov to Bob Kraft’s girlfriend on her baby?

    #120300

    NASCL
    Participant

    I guess that makes Jonathan Chet.

    #120301

    Claude45
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    I have to admit, I was surprised the chippy was 38 years old. It was just about time for Kraft to trade her in and then he knocks her up. Big mistake, big. What a doddering old fool.

    He’s 78 years old. He’s hanging out with rappers and flashing “gang” signs. He’s shacking up with a girl 40 years younger. He did wait at least 15 minutes after Myra passed to start up with the chippy. Stashing her on the West Coast, hiding her pregnancy but I’m supposed to look at this guy with some type of reverence?

    The one thing I will thank Kraft for is no PSLs in the new stadium. That’s it. Keeping the team and building the new stadium (which he screwed up in my opinion) here was no altruistic act. He’s 100% ego driven. Which is fine, he’s just anither egotistical rich guy. Just don’t force that he’s more than that down my throat. Don’t expect me to call him Mr. Kraft or RKK. Don’t tell me he gives a shit about the fans. He’s another rich old fool embarrassing himself on his way out of this world.

    I would have loved to seen Jonathan’s face when he heard.

    #120302

    NASCL
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    Is Kraft going to coach the Chipmunks or Sparrows in 2023 Brookline Tee Ball?

    #120303

    Kingasaurus
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    How can I make fun of Jerry Jones about anything when bullshit like this goes on in my backyard? Holy hell.

    #120304

    Kevin
    Participant

    Also, fuck Gronk with his passive aggressive Twitter bullshit.

    Who are you, Lebron?

    #120305

    Major Intangibles
    Participant

    ITT I presume is working on a Kraft kid #5/Jack Brady buddy comedy treatment right now.

    Nothing will be saved. All will be lost. And our new onion-headed sad emoticon is unable to convey the depth of that loss. -10/22/25 (sic) Daily Thread

    #120306

    Kevin
    Participant

    Anybody know how to photoshop RKK’s head over a dancing guy on the Maury Povich Show?

    #120307

    Miserable Fellow
    Participant

    This is all prelude to the Disney movie where a 12 year old boy inherits a pro football team.

    #120308

    Major Intangibles
    Participant

    I hope motherhood won’t keep Ricki from appearing in Guardians of the Galaxy 3 for fifteen seconds of screen time.

    Nothing will be saved. All will be lost. And our new onion-headed sad emoticon is unable to convey the depth of that loss. -10/22/25 (sic) Daily Thread

    #120309

    NASCL
    Participant

    So the Patriots PR machine thinks it’s best to issue a statement that Kraft is not the father of his girlfriend’s baby?

     

    #120310

    Major Intangibles
    Participant

    So the Patriots PR machine thinks it’s best to issue a statement that Kraft is not the father of his girlfriend’s baby?

    Strikethrough ‘Patriots PR machine’, insert ‘Jonathan’.

    Nothing will be saved. All will be lost. And our new onion-headed sad emoticon is unable to convey the depth of that loss. -10/22/25 (sic) Daily Thread

    #120311

    InThisTown
    Participant

    So the Patriots PR machine thinks it’s best to issue a statement that Kraft is not the father of his girlfriend’s baby?

    Either that is the case or Kraft is a way bigger scumbag (by denying his parentage) than we could have even imagined.

    #120312

    InThisTown
    Participant

    Wait didn’t I have Bob knocking up Gisele?

    #120313

    chicowalker
    Participant

    It’s going to be easier than I would have ever imagined to leave this all behind when BB/Brady leave

    #120314

    Hacksaw
    Participant

    Hey J.D. Martinez welcome to Spring Training, see that guy over there that’s Jack McCormick……

    #120315

    Kingasaurus
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    Well, if he’s actually not the kid’s father, then he gets points for being smart enough to not actually knock-up the gold digger.

    #120316

    Major Intangibles
    Participant

    Wait didn’t I have Bob knocking up Gisele?

    Between that and Jenny Dell marrying Middlebrooks/Middle Guy, you’re practically The Simpsons when it comes to predictions!

    Nothing will be saved. All will be lost. And our new onion-headed sad emoticon is unable to convey the depth of that loss. -10/22/25 (sic) Daily Thread

    #120317

    InThisTown
    Participant

    Mr Big? Clearly set in the same universe as Merle and the Bradys. So Ricki is harboring Bob and Gisele’s love child.

    4/20/2017 Daily Thread

    #120318

    So Wickersham has all these anonymous sources about growing discontent in Foxboro, but didn’t know Gronk was mulling retirement last spring and Kraft’s floozy had a kid sometime in the fall? Some insiders.

    #120319

    InThisTown
    Participant

    No idea why that isn’t redirecting to the correct post. First page, 9:51.

    #120320

    Major Intangibles
    Participant

    TEC’s show does need a new blonde after Friday. Can Ricki tell us if the Pats should kick the tires on Talib again?

    Nothing will be saved. All will be lost. And our new onion-headed sad emoticon is unable to convey the depth of that loss. -10/22/25 (sic) Daily Thread

    #120321

    Humphrey
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    So the Patriots PR machine thinks it’s best to issue a statement that Kraft is not the father of his girlfriend’s baby?

    The Lander Report in Perspective?

     

    #120322

    Humphrey
    Participant

    Is Kraft going to coach the Chipmunks or Sparrows in 2023 Brookline Tee Ball?

    Apparently he’s going to have to be bi-coastal to do it.

     

    #120323

    jforb
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    How much more money would pfizer get if they added a spermicide to viagra?

    #120324

    NASCL
    Participant

    Wait didn’t I have Bob knocking up Gisele?

    Between that and Jenny Dell marrying Middlebrooks/Middle Guy, you’re practically The Simpsons when it comes to predictions!

    Jenny Dell is Rickkyboy’s daughter-in-law?  Missed that.

    #120325

    Suzy
    Participant

    Golddigger’s Handbook 101 is lock him in with a kid. It’s supposed to be *his* kid, though. :pk:

    #120326

    Golddigger’s Handbook 101 is lock him in with a kid. It’s supposed to be *his* kid, though. :pk:

    Kraft pointing at Ricki and somebody else’s kid, then winking at Brady while saying “Scoreboard” isn’t going to alleviate their growing disconnect.

    #120327

    Canadian Soldier
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    Golddigger’s Handbook 101 is lock him in with a kid. It’s supposed to be *his* kid, though. :pk:

    Ah, yes. Pulling the goalie.  One of the many figures of speech from BSMW that I’ve used on bewildered civilians.    :smile:

    #120328

    BrianInLA
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    Golddigger’s Handbook 101 is lock him in with a kid. It’s supposed to be *his* kid, though. :pk:

    Ah, yes. Pulling the goalie. One of the many figures of speech from BSMW that I’ve used on bewildered civilians. 🙂

    There are so many phrases from this board that I use almost daily that I’m sure confuse the hell out of everyone around me.

    “Not sure how official any of these rankings/standings are.”

    “Go Tit.”

    Ending sentences with a firm AT ALL.

    “This isn’t going to go the way you think it’s going to go….AT ALL”.

    The Daily Show actually did the old Angry-Hitler-translation meme the other day that I saw for the first time on this board about 12 years back and when I tried to explain that it just went nowhere.

    In other words…thank God for this board.

    #120329

    jforb
    Participant

    Go Tit wasn’t regular at your last gig?

    #120330

    BrianInLA
    Participant

    Go Tit wasn’t regular at your last gig?

    :lol:

    I’ve done the Go Tit email/text a couple of times and always think of Chief for some reason. Was he the first to report this?

    #120331

    NASCL
    Participant

    Major coastal storm and the Tiny Weather Lady is on vacation. :ozzy:

    #120332

    Lebron
    Participant

    Go Tit has the cadence of a Calla

    #120333

    GreatWhiteDhale
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    Was that guy who supported Joe Gill and had a website with photos of himself at “Now Entering..” state signs named Jeff Doc? And who was the guy who was stalking newsbunnies on Twitter? He is in Ed Hillel’s avatar. I got thinking about the BSMW wackpack after reading that old thread. @mattframingham’s Twitter is still just depressing.

    Come back, Regular Brian.

    My agenda is truth.

    #120335

    GreatWhiteDhale
    Participant

    Major coastal storm and the Tiny Weather Lady is on vacation. :ozzy:

    The curvy polack is nice to look at.

    [EDIT] Got to spell your ethnic slurs right.

    Come back, Regular Brian.

    My agenda is truth.

    #120336

    Canadian Soldier
    Participant

    Golddigger’s Handbook 101 is lock him in with a kid. It’s supposed to be *his* kid, though. :pk:

    Ah, yes. Pulling the goalie. One of the many figures of speech from BSMW that I’ve used on bewildered civilians. 🙂

    There are so many phrases from this board that I use almost daily that I’m sure confuse the hell out of everyone around me. “Not sure how official any of these rankings/standings are.” “Go Tit.” Ending sentences with a firm AT ALL. “This isn’t going to go the way you think it’s going to go….AT ALL”. The Daily Show actually did the old Angry-Hitler-translation meme the other day that I saw for the first time on this board about 12 years back and when I tried to explain that it just went nowhere. In other words…thank God for this board.

    Haven’t we been over this? and Quite frankly (period), which are hardly original, have been given new meaning via this board.

    Also — and, okay, I don’t get around much — but I must credit the board for my intro to Go choke on a bowl of —- and Cleveland steamer.   :lol:  

    #120338

    chicowalker
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    Was that guy who supported Joe Gill and had a website with photos of himself at “Now Entering..” state signs named Jeff Doc? And who was the guy who was stalking newsbunnies on Twitter? He is in Ed Hillel’s avatar. I got thinking about the BSMW wackpack after reading that old thread. @mattframingham’s Twitter is still just depressing.

    Every single tweet- no quotes, retweets, likes.  Just tepid-taking into the void

    #120339

    Major Intangibles
    Participant

    I use ‘some people don’t know what they’re doing’ at work every now and then. Thanks Brian!

    Nothing will be saved. All will be lost. And our new onion-headed sad emoticon is unable to convey the depth of that loss. -10/22/25 (sic) Daily Thread

    #120340

    Kevin
    Participant

    If we’re still recruiting new wack packers, scroll through this guys timeline, he’s the worst.

    #120341

    chicowalker
    Participant

    too many retweets, I need original #content.  His jacket seems to fit, but the tie seems oversized like what’s his name’s coat

    #120342

    InThisTown
    Participant

    Stevie MacDonald OOTG

    Ooh Sorboni I like it raw
    Yeah Sorboni I like it raw
    Oh Sorboni I like it raw
    Yeah Sorboni I like it raw

    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy yay
    Get rid of those tykes so I can take you away
    Out on a stalking charge bon-voyage
    Outside of ya home dodging Brookline PD squad
    Poon tang killer, don’t mean any harm
    Rain in the forecast is what you said this morn’
    For you to even think I will!
    You gotta one killer bee-(hind) and I ain’t gonna kill
    Now I’ll chop you down, pass you all around
    Phallus gets hard when cement goes in the ground
    For any newsbunny in any fifty two states
    I get psycho, killer, Norman Bates
    My twitter, maam I retweet it’s like “damn!”
    Repress my rage ah then I strip down

    #120343

    Can’t say I’ve used “Hope he dies in a fire” in regular parlance, but I’ve thought it.

    #120344

    Claude45
    Participant

    Kraft needs to jump on the documentary bandwagon, just like Tom vs. Time

    RKK vs. The Bitch and the Bastard

    #120345

    Claude45
    Participant

    The odds of that old fool being cuckolded by Rikki where never on the board.  Easiest money ever.

    With my Kraft hate, I love his only options are that he’s a creepy old guy fathering kids well past his prime or his young chippy is cheating on him. Love it.

    • This reply was modified 9 months, 1 week ago by  Claude45.
    #120347

    middlebury03.5
    Participant

    Word is that Jimmy G knocked her up.

    #120348

    Lebron
    Participant

    I go with the variant ‘you people’ quite a bit, mostly for efficiency.

    #120349

    Hacksaw
    Participant

    The odds of that old fool being cuckolded by Rikki where never on the board. Easiest money ever.

    He needs a sexual harassment claim  to get back in the club.

     

    #120350

    BrianInLA
    Participant

    Can’t say I’ve used “Hope he dies in a fire” in regular parlance, but I’ve thought it.

    I have used this one. I think it was directed at the Jags player who cheap shotted Gronk in the AFC game. Definitely quieted the room.

    #120351

    Claude45
    Participant

    The Harden/Wes Johnson play last night that is everywhere, I don’t get the reaction. Sure, it looks terrible for Johnson but he just tripped and fell down. Harden doesn’t make some crazy move, Johnson just tripped over his own feet. Harden just tries to penetrate a bit and then steps back. Sure, Harden plays it up acting like an asshole standing there like he just conquered the western hemisphere but the calls for Johnson to retire may be premature.

    But it could be just me.

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