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April 6, 2018 at 8:34 am #122009

Miserable Fellow
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Welcome newest Patriot WR Jordan Matthews.

April 6, 2018 at 9:54 am #122010

Miserable Fellow
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Jordan Matthews: Not a needle mover.

April 6, 2018 at 10:02 am #122011

Big Fat O
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I’ll wait for the Media GMs to tell if this Matthews guy is any good.

April 6, 2018 at 10:26 am #122012

Major Intangibles
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Miserable Fellow wrote:

Jordan Matthews: Not a needle mover.

He’s no Clay Matthews.

Nothing will be saved. All will be lost. And our new onion-headed sad emoticon is unable to convey the depth of that loss. -10/22/25 (sic) Daily Thread

April 6, 2018 at 10:34 am #122013

Blinded By The Lombardis
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I heard Minihane the other day say the Wickersham story has been “proven true”. Has there been any development, some other reporter’s followup, that lends any credence to this, or is Kirk just talking out of his ass again?

April 6, 2018 at 10:37 am #122014

Big Fat O
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It’s all speculation but accepted as fact. I’ve learned that B.B. is purposely screwing Brady by trading Cooks and not playing the others for making him trade Jimmy.

April 6, 2018 at 10:41 am #122015

Miserable Fellow
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I’m glad that Matthews is filling a niche in the WR corps of slot receiver. Previously only Edelman really was suited to that. Mitchell’s an outside guy. Dorsett and Patterson are outside speed guys. I have no idea what Britt does well. Hogan can go inside but I think he’ll be used more outside.

I kind of think that the Pats will stay more or less in place with their high picks. Maybe a few slots up, but not the huge jump to get one of the “big four” QBs unless they slide to 15 or so. Get an LB or Edge and an OL in the first, a QB and TE in the second.

I think it’d be fun if the Bills burn more resources to jump up again to get their QB, spooked by the Pats getting in range.

April 6, 2018 at 11:19 am #122016

Big Fat O
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I can’t see them drafting a QB in the first 2 rounds unless someone they like falls. Too many needs on defense and O line for them to take a QB.

April 6, 2018 at 11:33 am #122017

jforb
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You left off an at all. /7963 (+5)

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April 6, 2018 at 11:47 am #122018

Miserable Fellow
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Big Fat O wrote:

I can’t see them drafting a QB in the first 2 rounds unless someone they like falls. Too many needs on defense and O line for them to take a QB.

It would shock you if they took a Kyle Lauletta at the end of Round 2 after they take an OT, a DE, and an LB before that? That’s sort of what I’m expecting if they don’t trade up.

April 6, 2018 at 12:05 pm #122019

Lebron
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Love how all the news outlets all say ‘yeah, that Connor MacGregor thing was probably staged’ then proceed to breathlessly cover it for hours on end.

April 6, 2018 at 12:10 pm #122020

Kingasaurus
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OH Boy!!!!

Actor, writer, producer, & New York Times best-selling author Mindy Kaling will be the commencement speaker at Dartmouth on June 10th! pic.twitter.com/jQTVaP1CEL

— Only In Boston (@OnlyInBOS) April 6, 2018

April 6, 2018 at 12:14 pm #122021

Laszlo Panaflex
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I’m pretty sure Artie Lange is all those things too so when does he get an Ivy League commencement gig?

April 6, 2018 at 12:25 pm #122022

Kingasaurus
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Someone tell Ironhead I’m feeling generous with the Photoshop stuff this week…

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April 6, 2018 at 12:42 pm #122025

BSF34
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Kingasaurus wrote:

OH Boy!!!!

It will be the most interesting and unusual commencement speech ever.

Wait, what?

April 6, 2018 at 12:45 pm #122026

Hacksaw
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Kingasaurus wrote:

Someone tell Ironhead I’m feeling generous with the Photoshop stuff this week…

what a bunch of cry babies. Maybe ownership should have a vote confidence contest for themselves.

April 6, 2018 at 12:49 pm #122027

Lebron
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I can’t imagine paying however much in tuition to Dartmouth and that’s what you land for a commencement speaker. They might as well stack all of the diplomas handed out that day so she can piss on them, then have a big bonfire for the parents where they can watch their tuition money burn.

April 6, 2018 at 12:52 pm #122028

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Lebron wrote:

I can’t imagine paying however much in tuition to Dartmouth and that’s what you land for a commencement speaker. They might as well stack all of the diplomas handed out that day so she can piss on them, then have a big bonfire for the parents where they can watch their tuition money burn.

My commencement speaker was Bill Safire. Like or dislike him, you can’t say the guy had no gravitas.

Imagine having to tell people years from now that your CS was Mindy (WTF) Kaling? How embarrassing. I’d rather just lie and say I missed graduation because I had the shingles.

April 6, 2018 at 12:56 pm #122029

Suzy
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Lebron wrote:

I can’t imagine paying however much in tuition to Dartmouth and that’s what you land for a commencement speaker. They might as well stack all of the diplomas handed out that day so she can piss on them, then have a big bonfire for the parents where they can watch their tuition money burn.

My thoughts exactly (except as usual, you & King said it better).

All that money…all that work to earn the degree from a fine, prestigious school…and that’s their choice of speaker for you and your parents/guests. Wow.

April 6, 2018 at 1:02 pm #122030

Ironhead
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Kingasaurus wrote:

Someone tell Ironhead I’m feeling generous with the Photoshop stuff this week…

Fucking perfect. Thanks SO VERY MUCH.

April 6, 2018 at 1:04 pm #122031

Ironhead
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I want to use that Photoshop on the @AlmostACoach account for the background photo, but the cock-sured tweet about not seeing anything exceptional about Arizona TE Gronkowski. At all. Is perfect.

Me English good.

April 6, 2018 at 1:07 pm #122032

Kingasaurus
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Ironhead wrote: Fucking perfect. Thanks SO VERY MUCH.

No problem.

This shit doesn’t take me long, so anyone else is free to hit me up if the mood strikes…

April 6, 2018 at 1:22 pm #122033

Feejis
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Kingasaurus wrote:

Lebron wrote:

I can’t imagine paying however much in tuition to Dartmouth and that’s what you land for a commencement speaker. They might as well stack all of the diplomas handed out that day so she can piss on them, then have a big bonfire for the parents where they can watch their tuition money burn.

My commencement speaker was Bill Safire. Like or dislike him, you can’t say the guy had no gravitas. Imagine having to tell people years from now that your CS was Mindy (WTF) Kaling? How embarrassing. I’d rather just lie and say I missed graduation because I had the shingles.

We had Bill Cosby.

April 6, 2018 at 1:22 pm #122034

Ironhead
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Kingasaurus wrote:

Ironhead wrote: Fucking perfect. Thanks SO VERY MUCH.

No problem. This shit doesn’t take me long, so anyone else is free to hit me up if the mood strikes…

I have some BSJ suggestions…

April 6, 2018 at 1:25 pm #122035

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Big Fat O wrote:

I can’t see them drafting a QB in the first 2 rounds unless someone they like falls. Too many needs on defense and O line for them to take a QB.

Really? Feel totally the opposite.

If they actually end up picking four times in the first two rounds, I’d be stunned if one of the four isn’t a QB.
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