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    Coma
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    The 2018 Patriots season is over. The win over Houston was nice, but losing the Super Bowl to Jacksonville was a let down. At least the Celtics and Bruins are starting soon. There’s also, of course, postseason baseball, but we all know that will be a downer, too.

    #129649

    Rickkyboy
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    It was a good run  :dry:

    #129650

    Cain’s TL is gold:

    https://twitter.com/Gcain721/status/1041538106023927809?s=19

    “Belichick didn’t do enough to extend the run! Seventeen years is unacceptable!”

    #129651
    #129652

    Rickkyboy
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    I vaguely remember one season starting off .500 early. For the life of me, I cant remember how that season ended. Probably with a nut crushing loss when the dynasty was over.  :wall:

    #129653

    Feejis
    Participant

    10% smarter?

    Is George underselling himself or does he not know how decimals work?

    #129654

    https://twitter.com/Gcain721/status/1041537733834014720?s=19

    “I work in finance so stay with me.”   :lol:

    #129655

    Major Intangibles
    Participant

    Bill should have traded Jimmy for 5 or 6 concussion-resistant defensive players. Some football genius he turned out to be.  :dry:

    Nothing will be saved. All will be lost. And our new onion-headed sad emoticon is unable to convey the depth of that loss. -10/22/25 (sic) Daily Thread

    #129656

    Kingasaurus
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    Cain is a certified loon.

    #129657

    chicowalker
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    he works in finance :blink:

    related- mensa Matt tweeted recently about “his employees”  I would have been astounded to learn that he had a job at all, but a job with people that report to him? Anyone know what he does, besides suffawin succotash Jim Murray’s bag?

    #129658

    jforb
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    I realize he means product placement but what a stupid sentence

    I am not getting paid, and have never gotten paid, for anything I have written in the 22-year history of this column (including the previous iteration when it was Monday Morning Quarterback).

    #129659

    jforb
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    Another stop sucking QB :pk:

    k. You’ve got to be better than that, Joe Flacco.

    #129660

    Bill should have traded Jimmy for 5 or 6 concussion-resistant defensive players. Some football genius he turned out to be. :dry:

    Speaking of which, Garoppolo yesterday helped improve the Pats’ compensation for him, as the Pats have Detroit’s 2019 second rounder. He can do the same against the Bears (Pats own Chicago’s 2019 third) in December.

    #129661

    NASCL
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    Pretty confident that no woman has ever stayed with George Cain.

    #129662

    Coma
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    Cain is a certified loon.

    What doesn’t make sense about his tantrum today is that I’ve seen him respond to, for example, anti-Felger & Mazz tweets and agree that their act is terrible. I thought that maybe Cain had turned a corner and had a better perspective on things. What he’s saying now is exactly what you would hear from F&M, Adam Jones, and the other media trolls. Or maybe that just proves that he’s loon.

    #129663

    NASCL
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    Joe Gill

    Social Media Jedi + Founder Of #Valuencer + Blue Collar Guy In A White Collar Job + Field Staff Support + TA Strategist
    2d
    People ask “Joe, why do you copy yourself on all your emails?” 🤔 No I’m not vain, digitally talking to myself or have split personalities… My inbox is my to do list… This how I keep track of things… When each task is complete it goes into the appropriate folder.. Checks & balances.. A system I have used throughout my career.. Any time I can get my inbox below 40 it’s a victory… Below 30?! It’s a party! 🎉 Hope this tip helps you to be a little more organized! And makes your mountain of email manageable! hashtaggettingtoknowjoe hashtagtipoftheday hashtagorganization hashtagvaluencer hashtagtribevibes 🙌

    #129664

    NASCL
    Participant

    Prior Post:  Video from LinkedIn.  Won’t post here.

    “Checks and Balances”

    #129665

    chicowalker
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    Any time I can get my heart rate below 140 it’s a victory… Below 130?! It’s a party!

    #129666

    02062
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    I realize he means product placement but what a stupid sentence

    I am not getting paid, and have never gotten paid, for anything I have written in the 22-year history of this column (including the previous iteration when it was Monday Morning Quarterback).

    Ok, you’ve never gotten “paid” – have you received any “freebies” along the way?

     

    #129667

    BrianInLA
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    I’m going to use that in a work email today. I’m 10.000% smarter than you.

    #129668

    GusChiggins
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    Chico’s post from Friday deserve a repost:

    Valuencers! Mount up![Joe G:]
    It was a monday or a tuesday in the afternoon
    Joey G was on the couch, trying to consume
    Some tacos for late lunch, grubhub app
    They’ll be here in 30, time to take a nap

    [Mrs. Gill:]
    Twelve hour shift, all on my feet
    My reward is to go home to Joey  G
    Watching old Bruins games on TV
    Have to make sure that our baby eats

    [Joey G:]
    So I switch the game from Fortnite to halo
    Tweens talking smack so I say “Fine, let’s go!”
    I load my clip, and said “What’s up?”
    Here wifey pulling in so I said “I’m stuck.”

    [mrs. Gill:]
    Walk in the house fucker’s got the nerve
    To ask me what time dinner’s being served
    Before I wring his neck have to find my child
    When I’m done on his ass Imma go buckwild

    [Joey G:]
    I’m wicked stahved, had to turn off my game
    I can’t believe she’s being so lame
    She cut my funds, we never had sex
    I looked at my wife and said “Damn, what’s next?”

    [Mrs. Gill:]
    The motherfucker don’t work and the house a mess
    He actually wants me to wear a Bruins dress
    If it wasn’t for the kid I’d go back to Laos
    Let him find another mail order spouse

    [Joey G:]
    She yellin’ all kinds of stuff
    I think I’m going down
    I can’t believe this happening in #titletown
    If I had skills I would work
    Let me think a bit
    I glanced at Linkedin and came up with this shit

    [Mrs. Gill:]
    100k in the bank, lawyer on the phone
    Mrs. Gill ’bout to leave this man-child alone
    Now he’s crying and yelling
    Doesn’t make no sense
    Make your own fucking money trying to valuence
    #129669

    Hacksaw
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    Joe Gill

    Social Media Jedi + Founder Of #Valuencer + Blue Collar Guy In A White Collar Job + Field Staff Support + TA Strategist
    2d
    People ask “Joe, why do you copy yourself on all your emails?” 🤔 No I’m not vain, digitally talking to myself or have split personalities… My inbox is my to do list… This how I keep track of things… When each task is complete it goes into the appropriate folder.. Checks & balances.. A system I have used throughout my career.. Any time I can get my inbox below 40 it’s a victory… Below 30?! It’s a party! 🎉 Hope this tip helps you to be a little more organized! And makes your mountain of email manageable! hashtaggettingtoknowjoe hashtagtipoftheday hashtagorganization hashtagvaluencer hashtagtribevibes 🙌

    Also another way to make it in the workforce.

    1. Type in caps so they know you mean it
    2. CC your manager and their manager on all things whether your are ratting them out or not
    3. Tag all emails as high important whether its a sports score or a loss of a client
    4. Return Receipt all emails

    GETTING THINGS DONE! SO I CAN SURF ON THE COMPANY COMPUTER!

    #129670

    Coma
    Participant

    He actually wants me to wear a Bruins dress

     

    :lol:

    #129671

    With Gill, there’s a part of you that wants to feel sorry for this sad sack and his unrelenting losing streak. For instance, when talking about his four layoffs (!), he said something like, “That’s just the reality in business now.” Nothing he was doing wrong, just the reality. Everybody gets laid off four times, right? It made me think of Larry Miller in “Best in Show”:

    “They all jump”

    I mean this poor, hapless, self-deluded guy. But at the same time he’s this self-entitled asshole who’s absolutely convinced he possesses this narrative delivery gift, and that this pretentious, awkward buzzword portmanteau is his rocket to riches. His self image is a tad overvaluenced.

    He called his discovery of the word an “epiphany”. I call it an “epiffleany”. Don’t use that, Joe; it’s trademarked.

    #129672

    Suzy
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    With Gill, there’s a part of you that wants to feel sorry for this sad sack and his unrelenting losing streak. For instance, when talking about his four layoffs (!), he said something like, “That’s just the reality in business now.” Nothing he was doing wrong, just the reality. Everybody gets laid off four times, right? It made me think of Larry Miller in “Best in Show”:

    “They all jump”

    I mean this poor, hapless, self-deluded guy. But at the same time he’s this self-entitled asshole who’s absolutely convinced he possesses this narrative delivery gift, and that this pretentious, awkward buzzword portmanteau is his rocket to riches. His self image is a tad overvaluenced.

    He called his discovery of the word an “epiphany”. I call it an “epiffleany”. Don’t use that, Joe; it’s trademarked.

    Didn’t know our friend lost his TJ Maxx telemarketer job (or whatever he was doing there).  Poor, hard-luck Joe.

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