Site-Wide Activity

If a septuagenarian with a Kennedy-esque gin blossom and an frilly blouse open to the navel ever tells me he’s the answer to my prayer feel free to put two behind my ear 

They don’t use money in Heaven, but they still have annoying middle management.

“You look about like the kind of angel I’d get” 

George Bailey or mark spitz? 9.7 on that dive

North Andover’s own Patrick wrote:
Is tree guy Fred Mertz?

Fred already filled his Christmas Movie quota in Miracle on 34th Street

Is tree guy Fred Mertz?

Christmas Eve is pretty lively even in Bedford Falls.

The widow Sorensen lost a kid to polio? Fuck you, pay me. Husband took up with an oriental and now spends all day in an opium haze? Fuck you, pay me. Negroes down the street talking about getting the vote? Fuck you, pay me. 

North Andover’s own Patrick wrote:
I’m no legal expert, but it seems unlikely that you’d be arrested so quickly for an accounting error.

Normally, you’re right.

Unfortunately, Potter is comfortable calling the Chief of Police by his first name. A bad sign. 

“Why do you come to me?”

I’m no legal expert, but it seems unlikely that you’d be arrested so quickly for an accounting error.

I said this last year, but why doesn’t Mary strangle Uncle Billy?

He obviously tells her what happened. She should have left him in a ditch.

Fuck this is kind of heartbreaking   

“Why do we have to have all of these kids?”      Toothpastes out the tube homie. Maybe old “cops on my side” Rapey McGee might have cracked the carrot once or twice…

Mary is acting the hell out of this scene.  Every damn year.

George definitely has a favorite kid. He berates the older two and ignores Tommy, but Zuzu can do no wrong.

chicowalker wrote:
goddamn, georges mood really turns on a dime doesn’t it?

The threat of imminent financial ruin and jail can do that.

Why do the Baileys have a portrait of. Colin mochrie from whose line is it anyway on the wall?

goddamn, georges mood really turns on a dime doesn’t it? 

chicowalker wrote:
This cyndi lauper lady is full service, no?

Penicillin came along just in time for Miss Bick.

If the house is so cold why is Tommy running around in short pants?