Blinded By The Lombardis

Miserable Fellow wrote:
Look, we are 100% heading to a situation where Kraft leaves the Patriots to a 31 year old aspiring actress in his will. I think we should all mentally prepare for that now.

At this point, it’s sounding like Kraft will leave the team to the last person who gives him a blowjob. Doesn’t seem like it takes much for him to…[Read more]

OMG:

Later that day, Kraft called his friend. “You won’t believe what happened to me,” his friend recalls him bragging. Kraft explained how he had gone for what he thought was a regular massage, but that the masseuse had given him a hand job instead.
The friend excoriated Kraft for getting a “rub and tug.” Kraft, seemingly hurt, insisted…

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Florio gets rewarded for making things up:

Stefon Diggs on reports that he wants to be traded: “There’s truth to all rumors. I won’t be speaking on that.” pic.twitter.com/8q6OZtUMyz

— Chad Graff (@ChadGraff) October 3, 2019

Watch him come back with a post suggesting the Pats tampered with Diggs.

As far as I can tell, this Diggs silliness all started with some speculation Florio pulled out of his ass. Everyone else has to go chase a BS story because Florio felt the need to write some clickbait.

Per @FieldYates, the open roster spot will go to safety/special teamer Jordan Richards. He should help punt coverage/kickoff coverage units that Bill Belichick mentioned had some challenges in Buffalo. https://t.co/sZQbJlHNaW

— Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) October 2, 2019

This will be fun.

If you followed Shank around all day, what would that be? Sitting on a couch in Newton all day, then taking a column from 2003 and replacing all the Manny references with his minority target du jour?

Mike,What is sad for today’syoung people is they will be missing out on one of the great bonding experiences with their family.Even when my Father was NFL Comm we went to more Baseball games than Football. My father loved BB as I did. My greatest memories were the Boys Of Summer

— Upton Bell (@uptonbell) October 1, 2019

One of my favorite things on Twitter is how Bell thinks this is the genuine article.

Big Fat O wrote:
TEC has officially dove into media cesspool. Listening to Felger recite his latest horseshit article on is Brady pouting, BB pissed, Kraft meddling he’s gone. Back in the day he was actually someone you wanted to listen to for fair and good analysis.

Since being fair doesn’t pay the bills he had to join the Shank’s of the world…

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Will not be playing in the @NFL anymore these owners can cancel deals do whatever they want at anytime we will see if the @NFLPA hold them accountable sad they can just void guarantees anytime going on 40m 2 months will see if they pay up !

— AB (@AB84) September 22, 2019

AB’s good will toward the Pats is just about drying up. Once he starts blaming them for everything, it’ll be interesting to see which side the media takes. I’m guessing “Brown’s tweets prove Pats knew about rape    allegations prior to signing.”

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1175573643344175105?s=19

Antonio Brown’s agent Drew Rosenhaus said he already has had communication “with a few teams that are interested” in his client and that “want information regarding his legal situation and the NFL investigation.”

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Kingasaurus wrote:
Blinded By The Lombardis wrote:
Upton Bell is not well:

It’s like arguing with my elderly mother. It’s not that she forgets things, it’s that she remembers everything wrong, and with confidence.

He still thinks he’s sitting around that table with that pontificating prude Joe Fitz and senile Tim Horgan.…

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Upton Bell is not well:

Kevin, this is useless . He knew by Sunday when Brown arrived. He knew Brown was a bad guy before this. The whole League knew

— Upton Bell (@uptonbell) September 20, 2019

I’m glad they beat the league to the punch with this. The last thing they needed was a week-to-week ordeal, with the sword of Damocles hanging over them, and waiting for the next allegation (real or imagined) to pop up.

In contrast to the picture the shrieking fishwives are painting, he’s not the worst guy to be employed in the NFL, nor do his…[Read more]

The commish should have enough public cover now to put Brown on the exempt list.

The guy who runs this YouTube channel says this clip is proof of the Colts tanking in 2011. It’s Pat McAfee saying the front office was “obviously trying to do it”:

The YouTuber even started one of those stupid petitions to try to get the commissioner to punish the Colts. Obviously the opinion of an idiot punter…[Read more]

Lebron wrote:
What a weird ‘column’ to write – advocating that a player demand a trade. Like he’s trying to be Borges giving Bledsoe advice on dealing with Bill in ’01.

Or Wilfork in ’09.

Given that all Brown’s sins occurred while he was a Steeler, I’m assuming nobody’s seen any “What did the Steelers know, and when did they know it?” articles about Brown out there.

The way they’re gonna take down Brown is with a preponderance of evidence of him being an asshole and scumbag. Just enough public cover for Goodell to do his exempt list thing.

JFC:

y. RIP Rick Ocasek. Man, The Cars front man was 75.
z. Best Cars songs ever: 1. “Magic.” 2. “You Might Think.” 3. “Just What I Needed.”

Fatty’s advice to Brown is to cave in to extortion demands:

d. Jeff Darlington’s info on ESPN that Antonio Brown turned down a settlement offer of $2 million with his accuser to make the sexual-assault case go away. Good get by Darlington. We’re all on the outside looking in here, and maybe turning down the $2-mill will prove to be the right dec…

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