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:lol:That’s the Mark we know and love!  We just need Brian to show up to say “actually, we DO love Nick Cafardo..”

I taped the 2nd half, but before I could watch it I was texted the score by my a-holr friends so I didn’t bother.  How egregious were the missed calls?

I think you save it and take a chance. That said, if you look at the stats, challenges are much less successful in the 4th qtr vs earlier

https://ak-static.cms.nba.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2019/12/Season-totals-to-date-2.pdf

That 6 billion dollar stadium is going to open just in time for the mediocre Rams to be in cap hell and the irrelevant Chargers breaking in a new QB in front of zero fans. I hope Kroencke (sp?) has to burn his wigs for heat

Am I reading this right? All four I mentioned above offer no cap relief if cut?

Salary Cap

go to rams page, 2020, won’t let me link directly or I’m just dumb

Am I reading this right? All four I mentioned above offer no cap relief if cut?

Salary Cap

Lebron wrote:
And I’ll laugh my ass off when Ramsey walks.

Goff/Donald/Gurley/Cooks are app. 95 mil against the cap next year   they aren’t sniffing resigning Ramsey unless something is done about that, let alone filling out the rest of the roster with anything other than flotsam

I’m generally not one for moral victories, but if you told me that the Celtics would play the Clippers down GH, 3rd game in 4 nights all on the road, Clippers at full strength, AND the Celtics would miss their first 15 or so threes I’d say they’d lose by 30, not in OT

It’s uncanny.  I wish I had saved the numbers I put together a couple of weeks ago.  Every goddamned game

WW2 felger tweeted about the full Rivers experience on that last drive (before, actually, quite prescient)  As someone who had the chiefs -5.5, I had to stay up way longer than I would have liked to watch that shit.

Chiefs are trash btw.  If Wynn is even 3/4 healthy Pats will run for 150 on them

:lol:my wife is the exact opposite (thankfully for me and my children) She has all the appointments down pat, but will occasionally pop in with a “there are new star wars movies, right?” or something.

For someone who has built his persona/business around pop culture and sports ephemera, Simmons gets a ton of basic shit wrong.  I’ve never rewatched any of the super bowls (you all are fucking nuts ) but I’ve seen the Butler interception 10,000 times.  Brandon Browner can’t be confused with any other corner the Pats had at the time

On mediocre kicking. From Zak Kretchmer, of Minneapolis: “I had to chuckle at your screed about kickers missing all of these extra points as “madness”—when you were one of the chief proponents for making it more difficult, because the old way was “too easy.”
You’re right. Weird irony.

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jforb wrote:
Apparently that needs a not PK disclaimer in addition to not Manish.

Fatty has to have felt some of the sting of people breaking his balls about that.  As far as I could tell, he shed not one public tear about being robbed of Mahomes-Rodgers.

It’s also the first meeting between the two quarterbacks — Darnold and Jones — who figure to guide their franchises deep into the next decade and the first between Barkley and the Jets’ $52.5 million running back Le’Veon Bell.

  My guess is, barring preseason, it will also be the last meeting of these pairs with their current teams.  De…[Read more]

On what planet is Darnold even average? Under 60% completion %, 75 rating when you get high 80s/low 90s getting out of bed, 1:1 td:int rate. His numbers look like a mediocre qb from the 70s or 80s

Lebron wrote:
Anthony Davis supposedly indicating via tweets he’d be interested in Chicago. I’d piss myself laughing if he walked.

be curious to see what the Lakers record is during any of his or LeBron’s “load management” days.  If they fall short this year, he has to look at the prospect of playing out his prime with an aging LeBron (until he b…[Read more]

I watched a lot of the game with the sound off trying to get the large baby to sleep, but in the few times I was able to turn it up a bit, I caught Michaels in frothing ecstasy saying “Hollywood!”  A rookie, who may end up being great, but before last night had 21 catches for 3 td. Again, fine, decent production.  But you’d think Al was w…[Read more]

I look forward to Fatty deep diving the legitimacy of Paddy o’Houlihan’s three touchdown game against Akron in 1926.  Not that difficult when the starting free safety lost a finger earlier in the week, the middle linebacker was out with consumption, and why does everyone ignore the rumors that half the team was seen the night before cavorting…[Read more]

02062 wrote:
“So where are the Ravens now? Built to last, I think.”

Is this Fatty? If so, it’s a perfect distillation of his terrible writing. Lazy conceit of asking/answering a question (the wrong question, mind you- what are the Ravens now? makes more sense) and he can’t even offer a committed answer to his own question  

Unless he’s…

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