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Baseball nerds fondle themselves over Vin Scully (who was fine IMO) how about trying to replicate that?

Credit where it’s due, old friend Len with a good line

I’d love to hear Berman explain what’s on sale at Shaws in any given week.

Is it $2.10 or less that, at least until Pats training camp, 75% of the WEEI spring/summer programming is going to be comparing Merloni’s performance to the rest of that clown car of announcers.  Poor Uncle Joe- he has to acclimate himself to the rhythms of how many new people?  Including fucking Chris Berman?!?

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I’d love to try your restaurant!  I’m a light eater and usually take 1/2 my dinner home, do you have to-go boxes?

The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it

Hey Jen, place looks great! I love a nice Cab with my pasta, but I couldn’t find your wine list?

The server understood the request, but is refusing to…[Read more]

Christ can you imagine if Durant was here?  He plays for a team where they’ve done nothing but win, there are other stars to soak up some of the attention, and the media are fawning sycophants for the most part.  And he still a cooze.  He’d be calling into Jonesie from a burner phone by December of his first season to defend himse- er, Durant

Currently reading this

It was the first year I really followed baseball, and being the mush I am 1/3 of the season was pissed away   It gets really into the weeds w/the union stuff, it really could be about any industry on strike save for things like (Doug) DeCinses called him a fucking liar.  Anyway, point of the post was there was some re…[Read more]

Do you think Pete’s editor just emails the column back to him after an hour or so, “looks good to me!” without even bothering?  I can imagine any sentient person not bringing up some of these things to him (especially when he has said something contradictory, often in the same column) only to be swatted back with word counts, hours spent typing, etc

ESPN did basically the same Carmelo piece from a few years ago on Durant.  Similar CEO nonsense, 8 people working for a company based on the KD brand   (awesome at basketball but babyshit soft chode? I guess)

revisiting the Carmelo article

If he wants to redefine his legacy, he has to act now, both on the basketball court and beyond. B…[Read more]

        Really? I must have blocked that out.  WTF are air marshalls for if not that?

I wonder if Fatty has tried to commission next-gen stats or synergy sports to help him figure out his closing speed between the JFK Starbucks, the shitter, and finally the Jet Blue gate?

I thought Wiggy was on the hip hop station there? 96.9 I think?

I love Kyrie on the court, but I’m close to my limit.  Kemba Walker gives you 80% of Kyrie without any of the bullshit

I want the Lakers to make the playoffs, as the 8 seed, and get curb stomped by GS in 4.  No chance of any Zion skulduggery

protected 1-20, but I agree

JB traded to the Hawks!  

Jabari Bird

I love when supposedly good hitting pitchers are given as exceptions to the rule.  Madison Bumgarner- his career slash is 183/228/313 in 603 plate appearances (a full Dh season) with 215 strike outs.  Much like every other Rockie, Mike Hampton skewed by Coors.  He was on that team for 2 years of 17, yet that’s where he had 25% of his hits and 62…[Read more]

speaking of Ironhead, I took a page from his masochistic playbook and listened to the first hour of Bedard on Felger and Mazz yesterday.  The impotent rage of those three at the Pats victory is delicious.  Bedard seriously shocked that some of his tape-backed takes were proven to be wrong.  He watched film, for god’s sake!

Sony Michel is tied for 20th in career postseason rushing TD

It’s Dodger Stadium! Don’t they lose 4 or 5 people per game in parking lot stabbings?

Speaking of yinzers…

I don’t know why I get so emotionally involved…I’m so ****ing pissed they won, because actually they sucked…NO definately could have beat them…The old lady just asked me” why are you so mad ” when I slammed the TV off after the last FG…And, I don’t even know why…

It’s sad…It’s just so sad!