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to that end- Pats QB rating against this year- 35.6. league overall- 91.4

same splits- 2000 Ravens 62.5/78.1  85 bears 51.2/73.5

I am posting today to say, I am DONE. I am DONE with Gase. I am DONE with whatever this franchise thinks is the right move. I have spent far too much time looking for a sliver of hope in an otherwise horrible situation. We are not good. We have not been good for years. And until things change at the top, my optimism will be sidelined for a long…[Read more]

You clearly did more work than me   it was literally on the back of an envelope. But my greater point stands- like WW2 Felger said- “It’s 6:47 eastern time, and Phillip rivers is hustling to the line to clock the ball..” it’s uncanny

thinking about that “how is every Chargers game EXACTLY the same” tweet, I did some digging.  Just went back to 2010- chargers have lost 79 games since then, including playoffs.  52/79 have been by one score (love to see how that correlates w/the league, seems high). 29/52 have ended with the Chargers on the opponent’s side of the field and e…[Read more]

02062 wrote:
Hello ladies…..

Flanagan’s like “I’ve got to get this pencil-dick in front of Murray or Weaver, see if he shits himself”

Has Fatty never been to Atlanta?  I was last there over a decade ago and the traffic was brutal, I can’t imagine it’s got better

another missed opportunity- those three QBs bunched together ll taken in the same draft.  There had to be some stupid “Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy”  shit Pets could have ascribed to that

Pete NOT lamenting missing Mahomes/Rodgers paid 10,000-1

Kudos, Matthew Stafford, getting to 40,000 passing yards faster than any quarterback in history. He’s 31. When I started in the business in 1984, Fran Tarkenton was the all-time passing leader with 47,003 yards. Eleven quarterbacks have passed Tarkenton in the last 25 years, and Aaron Rodgers and Stafford will get there soon.

Stafford should g…[Read more]

Flags are half-mast at the Ringer for Mahomes’ and Zion’s knees.  If Bachelor in Paradise or whatever the fuck gets cancelled Simmons’ might have a skinny-jeaned bearded bespectacled Jonestown on his hands

Jesus Christ

Christ I thought under 49.5 was reasonable. Chiefs just committed to winning every game 35-31. Commit more penalties

re: succession- interesting theory that Logan knows that the only acceptable head on a pike for the board is his, and by goading Ken into throwing him under the bus, he sets Ken up to be the next CEO and at least a Roy (and arguably the one most suitable to be Logan’s puppet) stays as head of the company

if you’ve never seen the skit, it’s funny (though the awesome Sam Donaldson part is edited out here) but the running is at 3:55

02062 wrote:
As athletic as the Far Side kid on the radio

https://youtu.be/zSazEa-ywGE

  At least Bertrand is morbidly obese. That’s fucking awful. He runs like Dana Carvey as George Will being chased by Schmidt/lasorda

hard to tamp down conspiracy theories about the NFL after last night.  Conveniently enough GBs fg didn’t give them the cover or the over (a TD would have got both) and, just a guess based on history, the majority of public money would have been on GB/over.  Such a shitshow.  Been said before by many here, including myself, but after BB/Brady go, I’m DUN

Chiefs planet is fun tonight. Yes, MethMouthMahomes, I agree that it’s in the NFL’s best interest that your namesake isn’t successful

Bruce sounds far too level headed and normal to be associated with us

After last night the Pats passer rating against is 39.5. As Greggggg Easterbrook was fond of pointing out, if every pass against them fell harmlessly to the turf their rating against would  be 39.6. I then wrote “post over” in my notebook, rolled up my copy of the Economist, sat on it, and stared out the window, satisfied in parsing yet another…[Read more]