chicowalker

My dvr cut off like 30 seconds before the game winner. SPDKWTD

This steeler linebacker looks like he should be playing keytar for 

I’m with you Suzy.  I know nothing about hockey and freely admit I front run the Bruins but he keeps it simple enough for oafs like me to follow.  I can understand how he may annoy hockey folk that know what’s up already

Lebron wrote:
Jonah slaying it on the final season of Veep.

holy shit I was a freaking puddle at the end of this episode.  He’s the best.  The “eating so much pussy I’m shitting clits, son” “This is an elementary school! Shut your spewing mouth, you animal!” might be the hardest I’ve laughed at anything in my life

Has anyone been shaped by their environment less than Fatty? He lives in Manhattan (I think.. ) and seems to spend time in SF/Seattle a decent amount- and if I saw/heard him, without context, I’d think Motherfucker only leaves Warwick for P-Bruins games

I missed the “when it’s fresh” part of his dunkin praise.  he was the definitely the asshole who asked when that pot was brewed, right? Was it 10 minutes ago or nine minutes, 47 seconds? I like to be precise

I’d guess that when Fatty first learned of Tiger double bogeying waitresses in the parking lot the friction generated by his tsk-tsking could power a sawmill

You know who’s not a sports fan? Someone who pays attention to a team, or especially a sport, only when a prominent person is doing something exceptional/notable.  The venn diagram of people who didn’t watch the Final 4 because of no Duke/Carolina but did watch the masters yesterday only because of tiger is a circle, clad in a cardigan, pleated…[Read more]

I’m assuming that’s Joe Gill, I just get

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thatsnotwhatisaid wrote:

chicowalker wrote:
I quit a busboy job that way once and felt terrible about it

Providence Journal in attendance at the big announcement?

I missed the boat not calling a presser

I quit a busboy job that way once and felt terrible about it

At first I was worried the NBA was going to pull some lottery nonsense and get Zion to the Lakers…now I don’t think I’d mind it.  I’m picturing a Gina Gershon- Liz Berkeley vibe with LeBron and Zion

I love how one of the reasons he quit is he isn’t allowed to mentor players from teams he’s not affiliated with (and, historically, are probably the second biggest rival to the team he’s been with for 4 decades

Laszlo Panaflex wrote:
I thought the MLB players union would only allow you to be told to ‘fuck off forever’ if you got 100% of your contracted money?

The SI article about Davis from last year (when he was also historically awful, but somehow better than this year) showed that he was in real distress by all of this.  He’s a God Squadder and thin…[Read more]

Miserable Fellow wrote:
I have to commend Fleetwood Mac for staying on brand so much that they kicked Lindsay Buckingham out of the group again in 2019.

when I worked at the club Lindsey Buckingham played a solo show.  It was done almost in the VH1 Storytellers format, with him on a stool on stage and folding chairs where the dance floor/mosh…[Read more]

1289 non-defensive non-return touchdowns in the NFL last year.  5558 total offensive possessions.  23.2% of all drives ended in an offensive touchdown.  While some were short field after a turnover, some were also surely late game prevent defense not of much consequence.  Hardly critical mass

One of us?

Robert Kraft supporter (I guess) checks in. From Walter, of Franklin, Mass. “When Bob Klemko [of The MMQB] got [arrested] for playing Grand Theft Auto with a cab and cab driver did you tell him to just take the punishment? How about the time you and [Jenny] Vrentas decided you needed to use the bike lane to get to a football game on t…[Read more]

Speaking of prison sentences, meant to post this the other day.  This is a Cranston guy who laundered money for Escobar in the 80’s.  He recently lost a petition that the feds seized more than they were supposed to.  He got a 660 year sentence   while his wife got 12, out in 8 or so.  The coda to the story seemed almost like they were trol…[Read more]

In the TB/BB era, what teams have been held up as the standard, non Patriots division? Colts/Broncos/Steelers/Packers/Giants.  Only Two of those five didn’t jettison a star player or coach in the last year because of internal strife- one is owned by this

and the other is a mile-high shitpile run by a drunk changing mediocre quarterbacks like…[Read more]

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I’d like to read it. And fuck Durant.  When he’s inducted into the HoF who shows? Is there such a thing as aKevin Durant fan (besides his mom)?