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Laszlo Panaflex wrote:
Who the fuck needs and Alexa controlled microwave?

As soon as Alexa can carry a bowl of freshly microwaved orbs to the couch, Larry Johnson.

Nice discipline, Steelers.  😆

The Eagles’ radio announcers were openly mocking Fitzmagic at the start of the game, apparently forgetting that their shitty quarterback caught lightning in a bottle to win the Soupey last year. On the plus side, they seem to think once Wentz is back (maybe next week) it’ll be just time to PTT. I’ve never seen such optimism from more miserable…[Read more]

The Athletic sent Fluto to China for the Bruins’ preseason games. What did BSJ do with their hockey guy?

All week he practiced not saying it. It’s not fair!

Mike Mayock just said Eugene Chung while referring to Patrick, who played for the Eagles, during a replay on the Eagles’ broadcast of this game.

Dave Anthony and the other one doing terrible Boston accents and calling Boston racist for 4 hours? Sounds like a blast.

Hey ARod, we get it. You know what paramount means. Use a different word.

jforb wrote:
There a source for this Hanley thing that isn’t Screechy?

I have absolutely no recollection (it could have been here) but I know I read something a few days ago that he hadn’t been signed because there may have been other issues. I would have assumed PED’s but it sounds worse than that.

Yahtzee wrote:
USGA getting killed.

By the Joe Buck’s of the world who think what Phil did is punishable by death? The two USGA bores on the post show clearly explained that there’s a rule for hitting a moving ball and they enforced it. These people have spent too much time around the NFL who want things legislated by feelings.
And if Phil get…[Read more]

Mickelson hits a moving ball intentionally and takes a two stroke penalty. They’re talking about “respect for the game” as if it were baseball. Christ. His ball was going to roll a mile away and he figured the penalty would be better than smashing it all over the green. Who fucking cares?

Of course, this is right in Joe Buck’s wheelhouse.

The Sixers’ statement made sure to point out that the story came from an online media source. Don’t be surprised if their internal investigation finds that this article came from a basement.

I don’t know dick about basketball, but I don’t understand why these announcers think two guys colliding while looking away should be a foul. Especially when Lebron looks to lower his shoulder and still gets the worst of it.

I couldn’t make it through the whole thing, but the pictures were terrific. Here, Carson Palmer explains iCloud to a befuddled old man

Meanwhile, Tim Tebow watches an old man play pocket pool:

Bledsoe covered up his winery t-shirt with a Rozier jersey.  😆

pupcorn

My father always said “ahshole” which I’ve never heard from anyone else.

Laszlo Panaflex wrote:
😆 I could kiss DeBrusk right about now 😆

I’m guessing he’s the only Boston jake that the menace hasn’t blown…for now.

Hey Pierre, does Mike Babcock still look relaxed?

Between Meek Mill and the 76ers, the mood in the (not so) greater Philadelphia area has been positive. I hope to Christ the Celtics annihilate their guys. They’ll still have the super bowl, Fultz (:lol:) and their “trust the process” bullshit to keep their spirits up.

In actual positive news, Alchemist beers have been popping up in resta…[Read more]

Norwood Zip wrote:
Is this so they can run/sponsor that bracket thing they push?

There were two reasons. First, it cuts down on travel in the opening rounds of the playoffs. It doesn’t help much in the east, because you still have Detroit/Columbus/Florida as teams on the outskirts, but it keeps the LA/Anaheim/Vegas on the west coast and…[Read more]