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Things I’ll never read, from the Athletic: Buckley: St. Louis has become a throw pillow in Boston’s championship trophy room (that’s not a link, either).

Is there a weird blackout rule preventing them from putting the game on NBCSN? Here in the metro Philly area, I got the game on NBCSN until the Derby coverage ended.

Of course, a real journalist could investigate rather than asking Twitter like a Joe Gill.

Yahtzee, the top 3 from each division, plus one wild card, creates a bracket and the winner of each bracket goes to the conference finals. I don’t know if that clarifies anything. Probably not.

It’s 2019 and Fox’s HD is still abysmal.

There has never been an unemployed married father as relaxed as Joe Gill. The mail order bride must not follow Big Bad Bruins Nation on Facebook.

Congrats, tjm. Best to you and the new family.

You would have gotten a +one in the old days. A thanks seems foolish.

Stupid Joe went to the Bruins/Predators game in Nashville last weekend. Other than predictably thought he deserved a win, he posted a video on his Big Bad Bruins Nation Facebook page showing what he was packing for his trip. I couldn’t make it through the whole thing, but he mentioned that he had moved on from his job because it wasn’t a good fit…[Read more]

By my count, ESPN has missed the results of 3 reviews tonight. They’ve come back from commercial at the start of the next play.

Why did that guy have milk? And who’s the fruit with the 119 jersey? Kind of looks like Mike O’Malley.

What a throw. And what a dirty bag of shit Machado is.

Cora should have Kinsler pitch the ninth. He’d probably strike out the side on 9 pitches.

I thought the Dodgers were going to score a shitload against the RHP. This game isn’t going to end 1-0.

Through an inning and a half and I want the Vanilla Ice lookalike with the 10x sign killed or ejected. And Larry King looks like he had his hat made at a mall kiosk.

Chris Sale said he was in the hospital because of his belly button ring? He’s just fucking around, right?

How many molestors took that one kid to the game? Jesus.

CBS decided the Patriots were dead and buried after Jim White’s second touchdown and switched over to the Falcons/Bengals.

Laszlo Panaflex wrote:
Who the fuck needs and Alexa controlled microwave?

As soon as Alexa can carry a bowl of freshly microwaved orbs to the couch, Larry Johnson.

Nice discipline, Steelers. 

The Eagles’ radio announcers were openly mocking Fitzmagic at the start of the game, apparently forgetting that their shitty quarterback caught lightning in a bottle to win the Soupey last year. On the plus side, they seem to think once Wentz is back (maybe next week) it’ll be just time to PTT. I’ve never seen such optimism from more miserable…[Read more]