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Jerry Jones is upset about Zeke’s suspension? Where was he on Brady?

Fuck Jerry.

Apparently Howzie had been suspended by twitter for a week. He’s back.

And his backup account has 1,038 tweets. If he started that account when he got suspended* a week ago, that’s 6.2 tweets per hour, or one every 10 minutes with no time for sleep.

* I don’t know and I don’t care when he started the alternate account.

jforb wrote:

TwoTimes wrote:

Yahtzee wrote:
Also apparently the anniversary of Dino’s departure from the airwaves.

Has he been found face down in a ditch somewhere yet?

Article in the globe yesterday mentioning him as doing something with one of Warren’s challengers.

A vigorous rogering in the Fens?

It would be easier to care about the Eck/Price bullshit if the Baseball Paper didn’t put Shank on the case.

Meanwhile, full grown adult Joe Gill: My wife tricked me saying they were tots & they were cauliflower tots! FML!

In rich asshole news, Mrs. Barnicle is being mentioned as a possibility for CEO of Uber. Not bag for your neighborhood bank teller.

jforb wrote:

GreatWhiteDhale wrote:
Is Tree House still a zoo with the new brewery open?

We’ll find out in 15 minutes. Or maybe more, I don’t see him showing up to things at planned times.

He’s already had an FML traffic post on Facebook.  😆

I believe TJX does half day Fridays in the summer, or at least some kind of early release. Joe is still a grade A shithead, though.

There’s no doubt he still takes his me time lunch on a half day while the other interns scramble to get their shit done before they leave. And as soon as the clock strikes for the release, Joe is right out the door.

Wasn’t there a Bruins guy that got dropped by ESPN? Would Bedard take him?

Friday afternoon, Joe posted on Facebook that he had a stove delivery, AC “consultation” and plumber scheduled for Saturday, all before noon, which is the asscrack of dawn for Joe.

At 8am Saturday morning, he posted that he and his son were travelling to Gillette “to meet Mr. Lombardi 5x today”. I hope his wife handled the plumber, HVAC and stove…[Read more]

Hacksaw wrote:

Mark wrote:
Who thinks this is a good idea?

that house is going to burn down.

There’s a video of him grilling on Facebook. He wheeled his grill across the tiny deck to the door. It may burn down tonight. There’s also a car parked in the backyard.

He also has a video of his man cave. It’s sadder than you’d imagine.

Things are going well in Groton. This simpleton can’t even measure a fridge.

New fridge doesn’t fit exactly & stove is defective weeeeee

Joe moved into the new house yesterday and this morning he was off at the old gym trying to cancel his $10/month membership. Either he’s so useless the wife doesn’t care he’s gone while she’s unpacking or he’s so clueless he thinks his $10/month is important. He also said that he hasn’t been in months because of the “house hunt”. Why didn’t he…[Read more]

Yahtzee wrote:
Thankfully, the Menace is now taking a month of vacation. Well earned.

Because there are no weddings or functions in July for her to cater with her mini food and shit on a stick gimmick. Fucking pig.

Also, she’s registered as a MA LLC, finally. The address given for her business listed for rent in April for $6,250.

Gill asked Facebook for contractor recommendations in Groton. They’d better stay on time and on budget or else Twitter is going to hear about it.

Meanwhile, he’s moving in a week and a half, and he’s on vacation in Maine for the weekend.

Joe Gill at Elmwood Resort Hotel.15 hrs · Wells, ME · Family is sleeping….I am drinking Maine craft b…

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Gill asked Facebook for contractor recommendations in Groton. They’d better stay on time and on budget or else Twitter is going to hear about it.

Meanwhile, he’s moving in a week and a half, and he’s on vacation in Maine for the weekend.

Joe Gill at Elmwood Resort Hotel.
15 hrs · Wells, ME ·

Family is sleeping….I am drinking M…

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Detroit/Chicago, now that the Wings are in the east.

Joe Gill has 11 Facebook posts relating to Chris Cornell today. He’s also made Cornell his profile picture.

This is a 40-something year old man, with a wife (of questionable origin) and kid. 

LJSandwich wrote:
Joe only had to fork over $550 for this gem.@BigBadBruins88 Apr 29 More Order your #NHLBruins fat bike and make sure you have more mechanical skills than me!

He spent his weekend making videos about it: unboxing it, talking about it and riding it around the parking lot (filmed by his wife). He’s also made references to moving a…[Read more]

Suzy wrote:

Lebron wrote:
A shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and a sensible dinner!

WTF is a “sensible” dinner anyhow? Such a sham.

A woman I worked worked withdrank one of those weight loss shakes with chicken wings at her desk. For breakfast.

Maybe that’s what Bertrand is doing and why he isn’t getting the endorsement bucks yet.

She’s also trying to hire a part time assistant. No doubt it’ll be minimum 70 hours a week and no pay.

There’s no registration for Dare to Taste, LLC, so I assume her disgusting catering business isn’t paying taxes.

I’d feel bad for anyone who gets stiffed by her in the very near future, but it doesn’t take a lot of internet sleuthing to figure…[Read more]