Major Intangibles

‘These preseason injuries accumulate there’s no way this team goes 19-0’ is right up there with ‘where are we going to hang the 5th Super Bowl banner?’ as far as franchise problems go.

Loyko’s dead serious ‘not a fit’ pronouncements as to replacements for Rivers is unwatchable, yet I can’t look away.

When the swelling goes down, I hope Kevin can tell us how the ‘Get Beaned Like Tony C.’ booth, sponsored by Beth Israel Deaconess, was.

Kevin wrote:

Major Intangibles wrote:

Yahtzee wrote:
Poor Double Thump.

Matt’s like one of those giant deep-sea tubeworms that lives near thermal vents, only instead of bacteria, he subsists on hot takez.

Mookie Betts should come to his house and ask him why he can’t take a centered profile picture.

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Yahtzee wrote:
Poor Double Thump.

Matt’s like one of those giant deep-sea tubeworms that lives near thermal vents, only instead of bacteria, he subsists on hot takez.

Tom Pepper wrote:

Kevin wrote:
Been watching way more Red Sox games the last few weeks than I have in years, and I couldn’t figure out why. Last night it dawned on me. Spite. The media tells me that the team is unlikeable and the manager is the worst and David Price is ISIS, and it makes me want to watch more. Is that normal? 😆

I do it for t…

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InThisTown wrote:
I can’t imagine going to WWE as an adult unaccompanied by kids even for a laugh. What shit.

“And that would be weird, because ITT doesn’t even have kids, right?”- Blindspot ChicoWalker

Feejis wrote:
I’ve never been to Chelmsford, but I assume for the sake of this post that it’s lovely. That said, if your career goal is to work on sports radio in Brighton, why the hell would you choose to live that far away?

That’s not the Three Dog Night lyric. At all.

C’mon guys, find a Tim Kazurinsky pic if you’re gonna do his bit.  😆

And there’s a ‘I didn’t have to blow?’ Mut/Xxx Xxxxx Carnac the Magnificent post out there, I just know it.

I’m also pretty sure Pat Spulpit sat two seats behind Patrick Scartelli in 9th grade homeroom.

InThisTown wrote:
That was some old school BSMW going to the mattresses on Saturday morning. I was fired up like Amy Madigan after the school board meetings “Step outside you Nazi cow” only we are apparently the baddies now. 😆

Man though, when that tuxedo’d tweeter told you that ‘ You are the weakest link…Goodbye!’ I’m surprised you didn’t exp…[Read more]

I tried to buy a fidget spinner that also virtue signaled. Clerk carded me; too old.  🙁

This might belong in a ‘Board Twitter Enemies’ thread, but what was the deal over the weekend with that Pats Pulpit ‘writer’ getting his dress over his head about Pats fans comparing Zeke’s suspension with the last high-profile multigame suspension of TB12?

andrew wrote:
Remember Bob Ley’s hard-hitting commentary after allegations that Peyton Manning received HGH at his home? Neither do I. That didn’t stop him from going after Tom Brady on E:60.

Claude45 wrote:
On the train home today and there was a Globe sports page sitting on a seat. Above the fold left was Jimmy G getting sacked. Above the fold right, a Shank Mad Libs that the great Sox/Yankees rivalry is back. All the plays in the game last night and that’s the picture they pick. Strange.

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Kevin wrote:

jforb wrote:

Are those her daughters? Jesus Christ! “Get a good look, Bill!???”

Are you just now finding out about the smokeshow twins?*

(* ITT’s creation, I believe)

chicowalker wrote:

NASCL wrote:
Ordway lost 50 lbs. at Dale’s Fat Farm?

given the absurd length of his dungarees, it must have been two 25 lb cankles

“You can never have enough pitching denim.”

I’m pretty sure had the team gone 19-0 beating the Sainted Mara Family in the process both Bill & Tom would have been banned for life by 2009 at the latest.

InThisTown wrote:
In the Punchable Face Stakes, Bill is Twice a Prince and Kevin Hench is Secretariat.

“Secretariat, he beat Alydar by 26 lengths in the Preakness to clinch the Triple Crown, right?”

Miserable Fellow wrote:
Has there ever been a time when they weren’t hyping this Mayweather-MacGregor fight? Or did they retcon it into all of human history like when they added Dawn to Buffy?

Antonin ‘Bullfrog’ Massarotti lamented back in 1883 that Mayweather taking Seamus McFlurry a full 35 rounds proves nothing, Michael.