Major Intangibles

Ten Years Ago Today:

Kingasaurus wrote:

Yahtzee wrote:
Listened to a couple of minutes if Mut in the evening. Sounds like his dog died; so depressing.

Captain Obvious – get a real job and come back to us.

I don’t want him. His doom-and-gloom shitty hottakez in the last few weeks are worse than ever. His phony righteous indignation over having AB on the team, and…

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Yahtzee wrote:
I’m not sure I’d call that a triumphant return by Mark.

I’ll allow it.

People are counting on the Packers D to *finally* bail out Rodgers the way they say the Patriots D does Brady. Settle this pesky GOAT debate in Aaron’s favor once and for all.

Miserable Fellow wrote:
Sure can’t wait to see the Super Bowl Champions open the season on Thursday, as is traditional. Yep.

Sensitive, persecution complex,  footie pajamas, pom-poms, and things of that nature.

Attention, the following teams need to select their keeper player, and list them in the SoSMY Thread, as the deadline has to do it on Yahoo has passed.

Autodraft Cvnt Force

Hogan’s Heroes

Darkest Days

Dicking Bimbos

The Whippets

and as for you, Oooh Scary!, you cannot keep three players. Please choose one.

Nashua Dad wrote:

Major Intangibles wrote:
Keeper Player info needed for a handful of the Sons of Shalise Manza Young teams.

Due date? Waiting on Zeke news.

As soon as you can. Or Monday. Whichever.

Keeper Player info needed for a handful of the Sons of Shalise Manza Young teams.

More of a Luck Senior as opposed to a Luck Junior story, but hey, any excuse to bust out the old material;
Major Intangibles wrote:

Danny Duberstein wrote:

02062 wrote:
If Lamar croaks does his wife have to pay the whorehouse tab? 

Thats called the Parumph Write Off

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Keepers and Draft info in the SoSMY Thread.

Lebron wrote:
So he was about to do a radio hit and decided that was a good time to run an errand? Wouldn’t you do that after you completed the radio segment and do the segment from the comfort of your apartment in Brooklyn, where you live?

Cal Ripken got pulled over like a decade ago doing a call in to ESPN radio. It was on the news and e…

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Blinded By The Lombardis wrote:
This has zero to do with anything going on now, but I was doing a site search and came upon Beaker’s lyrics submission when we put SMY’s name to Jose Feliciano’s Xmas song:

Shalise Manza YoungShalise Manza YoungShalise Manza YoungWent to the bañoWhat have they done?

I want to wish you a Merry Christ…

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Lebron wrote:
Top 5 is a tough nut to crack. Kige Ramsay, Midnight Oil, MILFY Latina get lost due to recency bias. We bought Kige a plane ticket right? Heck I’d even throw in Tiger Mike and Flykid.

Crazy Turkish Boss.

NASCL wrote:
I sometimes try to rank board “characters.” Peter King is definitely Top 3 and might even own the top spot. Joe Gill and *** ***** are definitely Top 5.

“So I have what, a 15 percent chance of making the top 5? That’s ok, I guess.”

With the NFL embarking on the 100th season of professional football, you’re going to get hit over the head with history and momentousness in NFL storytelling a lot this year.

Enjoy getting CTE from all the history hitting you over the head!

Gimp wrote:

Danny Duberstein wrote:

Lebron wrote:
Another surgery for Ortiz. Gut shot is never a good thing.

Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s waaay down on weight after all this. With as much gut work as they have done, I can’t imagine he’s on much of anything non liquid for food.

Depending on how much intestine was involved, wouldn’t be shocked i…

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Hacksaw wrote:
when we die do our beneficiaries taking over our accounts?

That would need to be handled by Feejis.

Feejis is a lawyer.

I hear if you even get accidentally bumped into by TommyFW, that can reverse a vasectomy. Be warned.

Lebron wrote:
Reportedly the Knicks turned down the Hawks on a trade of the 8/10 picks for the 3rd pick. Didn’t realize the Hawks also have 17.

My biggest fear is that the Celtics take that Bol Bol who turns out to be Fab Melo.

Ten years ago, the back half of that last sentence would have made no sense. At all.

Lebron wrote:
If the Warriors go down I wonder if the Bay Area Montana Truthers say eh guess it’s not a dynasty those guys aren’t really even that good with a 3-2 champ series record.

“YOU lost to an expansion team! You did! You did!”